|The fog rolls in as thick as the scum on
the Inn Masters tongue, after a night of Jagermeister *Inn*
We have always heard ancient tales of such a place, but
we thought it was just a Tale of Leprechaun Lore. That was
until we ran into a little furry toed creature named Julio,
donning a mysterious fanny pack.
What he kept in his fanny pack only Julio knew, but I
suspect it was a never emptying flask of Jagermeister. He
said," Follow me, and I will take you to a place with such
wonders you have never dreamed of."
With that being said, this Julio with the furry toes...
raise up on his furry little toes, and then lower
himself. All the while swaying his arms as gracefully as any
ballerina might hope to do. It was as if only he could hear
the melody he so danced to. For I listened and heard
So be it said that this Julio, he does dance to his own
tune.... what tune that be.... is not for me to say. I think
he had best been named Julio with the Twinkle Toes than Julio
with the furry Toes for it took all that I had to keep up with
this furry toed rascal.
The places this Julio took me were not made for any
living soul to set eyes on.... to this day the memories haunt
me to the core of my being. At last after many treks, and far
too many tales to be told here... we reached this place called
the Jagermeister Inn.
Just whispering the very name... * Jagermeister Inn *
brings such tranquility to ones own mind... or perhaps it
brings an escape to all too familiar mundane occurrences day
after day. This place called , Jagermeister Inn... it holds a
place for each and everyone of you. What that place maybe, can
only be filled
by your own vast playground each of us
holds... Your imagination !!
Take a chance....reach out....Knock
upon the Jagermeister's great doors of wonder and see what
lies in store for you today... who knows what little creatures
we may come upon today, only you can say!!