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The Creation of a Pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy
 to their design.

 First was a butcher, smart with wit, using a knife,
 he gave it a slit.

Second was carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer
 and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet,
 he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of
 fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish
 and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee, touched it
 and blessed it and said it could pee

Last came a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it
 and fucked it and called it a cunt.  

Submitted by Woody

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